Strip Soccer

Maybe you have noticed, that the soccer as a sports have become less attractive recent times. They are walking hour and a half by the field, but not making goals. Real fans are saying, that "it is necessary to stick a firecracker in the ass", to make them more active... But, more kindly sports chiefs decided to add the Strip Show to the soccer spectacle. Girls are dancing and stripping on the top of the goal nets. It forces the soccer players  to come closer to the goals, just to look at the girl,... and maybe hit the ball. ... Hit the ball to the opponent's net, while the ball is bouncing from the fossilized players...